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BASIC - Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control

CD-ROM - Consumer Device - Rendered Obsolete in Months

OS/2 - Obsolete Soon, Too

IBM - I Blame Microsoft

ISDN - It Still Does Nothing

MACINTOSH - Most Applications Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs

PENTIUM - Produces Erroneous Numbers Thru Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics

COBOL - Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language

LISP - Lots of Infuriating Stupid Parentheses

MIPS - Meaningless Indiation of Processor Speed

WINDOWS - Will Install Needless Data On Whole Sytem

RISC - Reduced into Silly Code

MICROSOFT - Most Intelligent Customers Realise Our Software Only Fools Teenagers

PCMCIA - People Can't Memorise Computer Industry Acronyms

SCSI - System Can't See It